Anybody who needs help finding a doctor, be it for a like-threatening condition or a cosmetic issue, should call Lori. She is like a travel agent for medical attention, with all the details planned in advance. She will set you up with the right doctor, negotiate costs, let you stay in her guest room, and drive you to the hospital. Without her, I would never have made it to the capital for morning appointments. I couldn’t even leave my house before noon. She took great care of me and got the help I needed, and I’m ecstatic to tell you today that it has been confirmed: I’m cured!

It’s been two months now, and I put on 12 pounds in just a few weeks, after wasting away to nothing, no matter how much I ate. I think I will be saying goodbye to my six-pack abs, but it won’t be missed.